Top 10 reasons to hate Microsoft…?

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I use both Windows and Mac OS X. I think Windows do have some good features. But, if you don’t really love Microsoft, you must take a look of this. Here are top 10 funny reasons to hate Microsoft. If you love Microsoft, you should also take a look of this.

1. People say that if you play Microsoft CD’s backwards, you hear satanic things, but that’s nothing, because if you play them forwards, they install Windows.

2. The box said ‘Requires Windows 95 or better’. So I installed LINUX.

3. In a world without fences and walls, who needs Gates and Windows?

4. Microsoft: “You’ve got questions. We’ve got dancing paperclips.”

5. MICROSOFT = Most Intelligent Customers Realize Our Software Only Fools Teenagers

6. Windows has detected you do not have a keyboard. Press ‘F9″ to continue.

7. Use The Best…
Linux for Servers
Mac for Graphics
Palm for Mobility
Windows for Solitaire

8. Software is like sex: It’s better when it’s free.

9. Unix, DOS and Windows…the good, the bad and the ugly.

10. ACs are like computers- Both work fine until you open Windows!

[via FEEL WINDOWS]

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